THE TALL SWEDE JOURNAL FRIDAY, AUGUST 1, 1997 A5
		Sour…and Swede Bob knew he had to choose one…
						The Bob Arno Stage Patter Song Sir! Step up to the microphone, Love that suit, its trendy tone Classy necktie–ah, clip-on! Suitable shoes–for a marathon. This bulky watch, it’s rather hefty On your right wrist–are you a lefty? Coat sleeves so long–the suit’s anothers? I’m curious, have you older brothers? Don’t look now but have a glance Whoops! There go your underpants!
			The Tall Swede Journal.  An informative newspaper about Bob Arno, comedy pickpocket entertainer extraordinaire. Written and edited by Bambi Vincent.