A4      THE TALL SWEDE JOURNAL       TUESDAY JUNE 1, 1999


Pizza to Pickpockets


Continued from Page 1
But Naples was closed, shop fronts literally shuttered and padlocked for the summer holidays. August is pretty sleepy all across Europe; but Naples, not at all a tourist town, has especially little incentive to function in this stinky hot month. All residents who could afford it were traveling or visiting their summer homes in Sorrento, Amalfi, or the island of Ischia.
In other words, the pickings were slim. Luciano was a subsistence pickpocket; he usually stole only what he needed for a day, or two at the most. Occasionally he'd hit it big and be able to lay off for a week, but that was all too rare. Now, in unbearable August, only the thinnest of wallets moved around the city, primarily belonging to the twenty-five percent of Naples' population labeled "unemployed." Luciano had seen a huge luxury liner sail in earlier, a ship so massive it dwarfed the port terminal building. Its blue glass walls had reflected the cruel sun back at him in a hundred facets, glittering seductively in a way this
Luciano
Luciano Barattolo
maritime metropolis had never seen. Luciano thought of the hundreds of tourists that must have trooped off the ship, most on a mission for a t-shirt. He didn't realize, couldn't have conceived, that it was thousands, not hundreds.
Beneath Neptune's spurting trident, Luciano spread his compact body and waited for Stefano, his favorite partner. Stefano was a good blocker and a quick hand at emptying a hot wallet. He had young children and a pregnant wife at home, so Luciano was glad, when the police cruiser rolled up, that Stefano had gone across the piazza to a phone booth. But he'd see Luciano with the squad car and worry.
Luciano sat up straight when the police car pulled up. The cops knew him well, knew his face, his territory, and his record. They hadn't bothered him in months and Luciano thought he had stayed pretty much out of sight. He rarely worked the tourists no matter how they tempted him, and kept mostly to the trams and buses. It was easy, on the bumpy, crowded public transportation, to slip a wallet from a back pocket.
Luciano considered himself a compassionate thief, too. He always dropped credit cards into a mailbox, where they'd be delivered to the police station and, from there, returned to their owners. He had, once or twice, even rubber banded family photos to the credit cards he "returned," knowing how he valued the pictures he carried in his own wallet. So why were the police approaching him now, he wondered.
It couldn't have been his morning hit. That was clean, he was sure of it. He had ridden the early morning trams during what should have been rush-hour, but for the relative desertion of the business world. He had tried and failed four times in the first hour, backing off each attempt at the last second. Once the tram lurched and he bumped clumsily into his mark, and once he thought he was noticed by someone sitting nearby. The other two efforts just weren't right?he couldn't get the right angle.
Finally, a little before 9 a.m., he got close to a businessman in a beige sport coat. It was one of the last crowded trams of the morning. The mark was hanging onto a ceiling strap with one hand and trying to read a folded newspaper in his other. His jacket was hanging open. Luciano used a floppy leather portfolio to shield his hand as he slid it against the breast pocket, where he'd seen the weight of a wallet. Stefano was so close Luciano could smell the espresso on his breath. Yet, they never looked at one another.
<Naples Tram
Perps and marks on a Naples tram
Luciano pinched the wallet between his middle fingertip and the nail of his first finger, and slipped it out. It was smooth. It was textbook. He slid the wallet down to thigh level along with his brown portfolio, and Stefano's hand was ready as if by instinct. Stefano then plunged the wallet into his own deep pants pocket, and covered the bulge with a plastic grocery bag. He stepped off the tram at the next corner, before it even stopped. Luciano stayed on two blocks longer, then got off and met Stefano midway, as usual. Stefano had already dumped the leather, but the take hadn't been what Luciano had expected. He was disappointed, but still?it was a clean lift and there was nothing to be nervous about now. That was the important thing.
Why then, the police? Luciano had heard there was a serious crackdown on thieves, but that was a constant bit of gossip which never came to anything. Naples, birthplace of pizza for heaven's sake, was known more for pickpocketing than pizza pies.
Luciano recognized Inspector Pasquale Borgomeo as the officer leaned out of the squad car window. His mouth went dry and he thought of his newest grandchild, whose first birthday would be celebrated the following week. He spoiled his grandchildren as he'd spoiled his son: with love and songs and his own spaghetti. Luciano was only 45, not too old to roll on the floor or run on the beach. He was looking forward to Rosetta's birthday party. It was a bad time to be picked up.
"Ay, Luciano," the inspector called in Italian. It sounded the same in Italian. "Get in. We're going somewhere."
With a quick glance toward Stefano in the phone booth, Luciano reluctantly climbed into the car. Another officer sat in the front seat, but Luciano didn't recognize him and Borgomeo didn't introduce him.
"How you doin', Luciano? We're going for a ride and it's your choice today. What do you want, jail or the cruise ship?" Luciano was puzzled, afraid of walking into a trap he couldn't conceive of. He said nothing.
"Really, Luciano, there's someone wants to talk to you on the big boat. Did you see that monster that came in today?" "I saw it," Luciano said, perplexed and relieved as Borgomeo steered the car toward the port, away from the jail.
At about the same moment, our cellphone rang. Bob and I were onboard the new Grand Princess, the world's largest cruise ship at 110,000 tons. We were on Deck 7, reading the email we had just downloaded in the terminal.
"Bob Arno," Bob said into the phone, answering in the Swedish custom.
"We've got your man," said the ship's port agent, not ten feet below us at the gangway on Deck 6.
The first domino in this five-year chain of events was tipped in the summer of 1993. The chips fell slowly at first, beginning with our surprise visit by a trio of Vespa-riding scippatori. These thug-like thieves, who bully their victims from the buzzing vantage point of city-scooters, introduced themselves to us from behind. Despite their aborted effort, or perhaps because of it, they did us a service: they put us in victims' shoes, at least momentarily. No?it was a lasting feeling I can still recall, and one which sends shivers up my spine every time I hear a motorcycle behind me.
We introduced ourselves to the chief of police that summer, beginning the establishment of our credibility and reputation with them. We visited almost every summer after, sharing information and observing their progress, or lack of it.
In June of 1998, we met the lovely Andrina Harrison who, with her husband, owns the maritime service agency used by P & O Line. We asked her casually if she could find us a pickpocket to interview, not knowing then of her dedication to meeting a challenge. In the weeks that followed, Andrina must have spoken to the dockside office of the maritime police, who are clearly fond of their ship-visiting privileges. The maritime police, eager to please, probably contacted their colleagues in the city police, who turned the request over to the Falchi?"Falcons" in English?Naples' three-year- old program of anti-theft plainclothes motorcycle warriors. That this chain of requests, this series of favors, passed hand to hand, phone to phone, down the line, officially or otherwise, that it succeeded among the bureaucratic tangle of inefficient Italian agencies, is either a miracle or proof of corruption. How many obligations were created along the way? Or is this what Naples is made of?
That the Falchi, in the end, actually produced a pickpocket, was extraordinary.
The criminal, obviously, had no choice but to agree to the proposition.
When the procession arrived at the gangway, Andrina dialed Stockholm, where our mobile phone was based. We were at her side in a minute.
When Bob and I reached the gangway, we found a coterie of ten, all but one of whom had designs to visit our grand ship. There followed a pantomime of finger-pointing, shoulder-shrugging, and an Italian sort of einy-meany-miney-moe; finally a few disappointed ciaos and arrivedercis. The port agent paved the way, police badges were flashed, the security guard was in a lenient mood, and our motley gang trooped across the gangway into the cool extravagance of the Princess oasis.
We were six then: Bob and I, Luciano Barattolo, two Falchi officers as escorts, and Andrina as interpreter. We were a sight, the group of us. The Levi-clad officers couldn't hide their police accessories, which clashed ridiculously with their earrings and spiky-gelled hair. Our pickpocket, who wasn't given an opportunity to dress for the occasion, was unshaven and wore a very un-Italian pair of baggy short-shorts. He had spotless white canvas slip-ons on his sockless feet, and looked to me as if he'd be more at home kneading bread dough in a pre-dawn cellar bakery than dodging police.
Luciano stole a few glances as our group promenaded through the glamorous bars and lounges of the Grand Princess, but he mostly kept his eyes downcast. The police pair, however, whom I expected to guard our prisoner like hawks, or falcons at least, were instead looking around like thieves on the prowl, admiring the spacious rooms of the floating hotel.
We settled into low sofas on the edge of the Explorers Lounge. Our subject shifted nervously in the unfamiliar luxury, under unaccustomed scrutiny. Bob began to arrange his video and audio equipment, all the while smooth-talking to Luciano like a doctor about to perform an intimate examination. The two officers remained standing: watching, guarding, curious about our motives, and insinuating a sense of interrogation. Their radios bleeped musically. We wished Luciano would loosen up, but the police presence, however necessary, hindered that.
"I am forty-five years old," Luciano began, "and I have been picking pockets for fifteen years."
"Forty-five! I don't believe you," I said. "You look like thirty." He really did.
"I have three grandchildren." Luciano beamed as he removed a photo from his wallet. He looked at it himself before passing it around. "This is my son, and my youngest granddaughter, Rosetta."
"Cute," Bob said, a little too dismissively. "You've been picking pockets for fifteen years, you said. So what did you do before you were thirty?"
Luciano's round face broke into a cautious half-smile. "Picking pockets," he said, seeming surprised. "I guess I've been at it longer than fifteen years. Twenty-five years. I learned from my friends. I started doing it to eat, to get food, because there were no jobs. Now it is all I know."
Andrina translated rapidly, simultaneously with whomever spoke. There was no delay and our conversation flowed naturally and in realtime. Andrina was born to Scottish parents who had settled in Naples. As a native Napolitana, Andrina knew the city and its dialect intimately. Her English and Italian were more than fluent; her sensitivity to language was intelligent and sophisticated.
"But what do your children think of your profession?" I wondered.
"They know I do it to take care of them. We are a close family. I was able to get, for my son--"
"Are you good with handbags?" Bob tried to refocus the conversation.
"I don't do handbags," Luciano admitted. "I don't steal from women."
Naples Street
Vespa motor scooters dominate the ancient streets of Quartieri Spagnoli, Naples' oldest district.
"Ah, then we have something in common!" Bob smiled. "I don't steal from women either."
Luciano looked puzzled. He had no idea who or what we were, but he was certain of one thing: Bob was not a thief. Bob wouldn't steal from women, or anyone else for that matter. He watched Bob, whose chuckle was meant to help relax Luciano, and thought it must be some sort of joke. The two policemen were smiling. Luciano relaxed a notch. We had seated him with his back to the camera so he wouldn't have to show his face, but now he twisted to face Bob, untroubled by the camera.
"How long did it take you to get good," Bob asked.
"I don't think I'm good," Luciano confessed. "I can only take two wallets in a day, maybe three. I know others who can take five, even six. I am not good, but I do alright."
"Do you ever work alone?"
"No, never alone. Always with one or two partners. They help position the victim by getting in front of him, or hide my work by standing beside. But I always do the lifting myself. And most important, they hold onto the wallet from the moment I've taken it. That way, if I am accused, I will have no evidence on me. "So you see, I must trust my partners completely, and they must trust me. I have some very good partners. They are like family to me."
"What do you look for in a victim? What sort of face, body language?"
"I don't look at their faces. I look only at their pockets. I look for money, and consider the pocket it is in. Back, front, breast pocket, it doesn't matter. All are the same for me. But loose is better, of course, and jeans are difficult. The fabric is too thick and rough. "When I or my partners see a good wallet to take, we use a code word. We say ?Nonna-Nonna,' which means grandmother. To us, it means there's money there to try for."
"Am I right," Bob suggested, "that the grandmother reference comes from the old women in the ancient section of Naples, Quartieri Spagnoli, who sit in the upstairs windows and beep their grandsons on motor scooters when they see a potential victim?"
Luciano smiled with complete innocence. "That could be, I never thought about it."
"Well, is it true that the grandmothers do that? Do they really beep their grandsons to zoom over and snatch a purse off a woman's shoulder, or grab a Rolex?"
"Grandmothers, aunts, mothers. Yes, the women in Quartieri Spagnoli will sometimes call their boys' mobile phones to alert them to a situation. They can be rather bossy. But you must understand the poverty in that area of the city. They are trying to get money the only way they can. There are no laws in Quartieri Spagnoli."
Officer Borgomeo made a sort of "hmph" sound. He and his partner were still standing smartly, listening attentively. We could tell that Quartieri Spagnoli was a sore point with them. We had heard from other officers that the police don't even go into that district except in a squad of four or more. It was a war zone, they told us. Neopolitans disown Quartieri Spagnoli as other Italians disown Naples.
"Do you have a specialty?"
"Yes, the front pants pocket. Especially when I think there's loose money. I am good at that, maybe better than anyone." Luciano was looking at all our pockets.
"Can you show us?" Bob boldly requested.
The junior officer's Levis were biker-tight. Andrina and I wore skirts. It was obvious that Inspector Borgomeo would have to be the volunteer victim. Luciano glanced at him nervously. Borgomeo hesitated only for an instant. He opened his wallet gamely and put a few folded bills deep into his front pocket. Luciano wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. I could hear the rasp of his whiskers. He rose reluctantly and positioned himself close to Borgomeo.
"Wait!" Bob said. "You're blocking the camera. You'll both have to turn."
They shifted, and Luciano re-aligned himself. He gingerly inserted his first and middle fingertips about half an inch into the officer's tight front pocket, the nails against Borgomeo. With his thumb remaining fixed on the outside, he let his two fingers do an imperceptible stationary walk against the fabric, delicately pulling up and crimping the thin lining of the pocket, bunching it invisibly inside. A moment later, the folded bills rose like magic out of the pocket. Luciano palmed the cash, but immediately returned it to Borgomeo.
I felt like applauding.
The inspector, who had seemed awkward and held his hands held unnaturally away from his body, grinned with disbelief and admiration, despite his cross-purpose. It was just a small smile, which he quickly suppressed.
"It's even easier when the pocket has no top stitching," Luciano explained. Leave it to an Italian to know the shortcomings of top stitching.
As Luciano resettled in his seat, the inspector surreptitiously thumbed his money before replacing it in his pocket. It was all there. Meanwhile, Bob sat back astounded. He had wondered for over thirty years if there was any truth to the rumors he had heard whispered by police as early as 1965. There had been talk of a mythical method, almost sleight of hand, they'd said, that would empty a man's front pocket as gently as a feather blown from a robin's nest. No one had ever seen it done, but victims swore they never felt a thing. Like a magician's closely guarded secret, the technique was shrouded in mystery, if it ever actually existed at all. And now Luciano had innocently revealed it without so much as a wink or a hint.
"I think I am particularly good at this technique because I have very light fingers," he volunteered, rubbing his thumb against his first two fingertips like a safecracker about to spin a dial. Or a ratfink suggesting a bribe.
"That was marvelous!" Bob said with restraint. As Luciano was standing, Andrina was half out of her seat, and the two policemen had come forward from their wallflower positions, it seemed a natural closing point. I slipped a few bills to Luciano to make up for his morning away from the job. He accepted the US dollars gratefully, in full view of the officers. It was, possibly, the first legitimate income he had ever received. And this being Italy, I had given him small bills, the better to divvy it up, if that is what was later to occur.
"How about lunch in the Horizon Buffet," we suggested. Bob and I felt the food on the Grand Princess was excellent, and we wouldn't be at all ashamed to offer it to Italians. But the officers were looking at their watches and responding to radio and cellphone calls, and said they'd prefer a quick tour of the ship before leaving.
So off we paraded: two plainclothes policemen who looked like bikers, their radios bleeping: two pickpockets, one tall and "legitimate," one short and criminal; an elegant Italian woman who couldn't stop talking; and myself, the designated tourguide.
Luciano was on his best behavior, only marginally interested in his surroundings. The cops were awestruck, impressed with the size, decor, and entertainment options on the ship. They told us, as we strolled through the bars, casino, and shopping arcade, about the Falchi squad, the Falcons, begun in desperation in 1995, to fight the pickpockets and purse-snatchers who operate on motor scooters. The Falcons fight speed with speed, power with power, and strength with strength. Patrolling the city on souped-up motorcycles, they had made over 800 arrests in the first seven months of 1998.
As we neared the 900-seat theater, a Japanese couple, passengers, recognized Bob from our performance the previous evening. They did what our audience members often do: they made exaggerated moves to protect their wallet and handbag, while laughing.
"Watch out for this guy, he'll steal your wallet," The passengers said, still laughing.
Our visitors were clearly puzzled by this interplay, but Andrina did not translate the passengers' comments for them. We still hadn't revealed to our guests what we do. Only Andrina knew.
Another couple stood nearby who hadn't tuned in to our ruckus. Bob dragged them over to our group and asked if they'd seen the show last night. They hadn't. And then, in front of Luciano, the two undercover policemen, the Japanese couple, and the rest of us, Bob dangled the gentleman's stolen watch in the air.
The man checked his wrist and his mouth fell open.
The Japanese couple laughed knowingly.
Borgomeo pulled out his handcuffs, joking.
And Luciano, through Andrina, suggested that Bob work as a partner with him.
We pulled the whole gang into the theater and pointed toward the stage.
"That's where we work," Bob said. "That's where we do our pickpocketing."
Borgomeo's mind was still on the watch steal. "You remind me of the Million Dollar Man. He is a legend from my policeman-father's day, and we still talk about him. He was a gentleman thief, who only worked on the wealthiest people, and he fit right in with them. That's what you are like. The Gentleman Thief."
Bob agreed that on stage, that is exactly what he is. We wandered slowly back toward the gangway, explaining our odd version of thievery to Luciano, who continued to have trouble with the concept of returning stolen items.
It was a long wait for an elevator and the officers kept glancing at their watches. They were concerned about the time, not about losing them. It could never happen to them, they were certain. We finally crowded into an elevator that was already half full of passengers happy with their t-shirt purchases ashore. It was a tight squeeze, but everyone seemed to be in a good humor, and we were eager to see our guests safely off the ship. Nobody minded the few moments of closeness.
At the gangway, we shook hands all around.
"Luciano," Bob called as the group turned away. "Want this?" Bob held out the US dollars he had plucked from Luciano's front pants pocket.