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But Naples was closed, shop fronts literally shuttered and
padlocked for the summer holidays. August is pretty sleepy all across
Europe; but Naples, not at all a tourist town, has especially little
incentive to function in this stinky hot month. All residents who
could afford it were traveling or visiting their summer homes in
Sorrento, Amalfi, or the island of Ischia.
In other words, the pickings were slim. Luciano was a subsistence
pickpocket; he usually stole only what he needed for a day, or two at
the most. Occasionally he'd hit it big and be able to lay off for a
week, but that was all too rare. Now, in unbearable August, only the
thinnest of wallets moved around the city, primarily belonging to the
twenty-five percent of Naples' population labeled "unemployed."
Luciano had seen a huge luxury liner sail in earlier, a ship so
massive it dwarfed the port terminal building. Its blue glass walls had
reflected the cruel sun back at him in a hundred facets, glittering seductively in a way this
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maritime metropolis had never seen.
Luciano thought of the hundreds of tourists that must have trooped
off the ship, most on a mission for a t-shirt. He didn't realize,
couldn't have conceived, that it was thousands, not hundreds.
Beneath Neptune's spurting trident, Luciano spread his compact
body and waited for Stefano, his favorite partner. Stefano was a good
blocker and a quick hand at emptying a hot wallet. He had young
children and a pregnant wife at home, so Luciano was glad, when the
police cruiser rolled up, that Stefano had gone across the piazza to a
phone booth. But he'd see Luciano with the squad car and worry.
Luciano sat up straight when the police car pulled up. The cops
knew him well, knew his face, his territory, and his record. They
hadn't bothered him in months and Luciano thought he had stayed
pretty much out of sight. He rarely worked the tourists no matter
how they tempted him, and kept mostly to the trams and buses. It
was easy, on the bumpy, crowded public transportation, to slip a
wallet from a back pocket.
Luciano considered himself a compassionate thief, too. He always
dropped credit cards into a mailbox, where they'd be delivered to the
police station and, from there, returned to their owners. He had,
once or twice, even rubber banded family photos to the credit cards
he "returned," knowing how he valued the pictures he carried in his
own wallet. So why were the police approaching him now,
he wondered.
It couldn't have been his morning hit. That was clean,
he was sure of it. He had ridden the early morning trams
during what should have been rush-hour, but for the
relative desertion of the business world. He had tried and
failed four times in the first hour, backing off each attempt
at the last second. Once the tram lurched and he bumped clumsily
into his mark, and once he thought he was noticed by someone sitting
nearby. The other two efforts just weren't right?he couldn't get the
right angle.
Finally, a little before 9 a.m., he got close to a businessman in a
beige sport coat. It was one of the last crowded trams of the morning.
The mark was hanging onto a ceiling strap with one hand and trying
to read a folded newspaper in his other. His jacket was hanging open.
Luciano used a floppy leather portfolio to shield his hand as he slid it
against the breast pocket, where he'd seen the weight of a wallet.
Stefano was so close Luciano could smell the espresso on his
breath. Yet, they never looked at one another.
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Luciano pinched the wallet between his middle fingertip and the
nail of his first finger, and slipped it out. It was smooth. It was
textbook. He slid the wallet down to thigh level along with his brown
portfolio, and Stefano's hand was ready as if by instinct. Stefano then
plunged the wallet into his own deep pants pocket, and covered the
bulge with a plastic grocery bag. He stepped off the tram at the next
corner, before it even stopped. Luciano stayed on two blocks longer,
then got off and met Stefano midway, as usual.
Stefano had already dumped the leather, but the take hadn't been
what Luciano had expected. He was disappointed, but still?it was a
clean lift and there was nothing to be nervous about now. That was
the important thing.
Why then, the police? Luciano had heard there was a serious crackdown
on thieves, but that was a constant bit of gossip which never came to
anything. Naples, birthplace of pizza for heaven's sake, was known
more for pickpocketing than pizza pies.
Luciano recognized Inspector Pasquale Borgomeo as the officer
leaned out of the squad car window. His mouth went dry and he
thought of his newest grandchild, whose first birthday would be
celebrated the following week. He spoiled his grandchildren as he'd
spoiled his son: with love and songs and his own spaghetti. Luciano
was only 45, not too old to roll on the floor or run on the beach. He
was looking forward to Rosetta's birthday party. It was a bad time to
be picked up.
"Ay, Luciano," the inspector called in Italian. It sounded the same
in Italian. "Get in. We're going somewhere."
With a quick glance toward Stefano in the phone booth, Luciano
reluctantly climbed into the car. Another officer sat in the front seat,
but Luciano didn't recognize him and Borgomeo didn't introduce
him.
"How you doin', Luciano? We're going for a ride and it's your
choice today. What do you want, jail or the cruise ship?"
Luciano was puzzled, afraid of walking into a trap he couldn't
conceive of. He said nothing.
"Really, Luciano, there's someone wants to talk to you on the big
boat. Did you see that monster that came in today?"
"I saw it," Luciano said, perplexed and relieved as
Borgomeo steered the car toward the port, away from the jail.
At about the same moment, our cellphone rang. Bob and I were
onboard the new Grand Princess, the world's largest cruise
ship at 110,000 tons. We were on Deck 7, reading the email
we had just downloaded in the terminal.
"Bob Arno," Bob said into the phone, answering in the Swedish
custom.
"We've got your man," said the ship's port agent, not ten feet
below us at the gangway on Deck 6.
The first domino in this five-year chain of events was tipped in the
summer of 1993. The chips fell slowly at first, beginning with our
surprise visit by a trio of Vespa-riding scippatori. These thug-like
thieves, who bully their victims from the buzzing vantage point of
city-scooters, introduced themselves to us from behind. Despite their
aborted effort, or perhaps because of it, they did us a service: they
put us in victims' shoes, at least momentarily. No?it was a lasting
feeling I can still recall, and one which sends shivers up my spine
every time I hear a motorcycle behind me.
We introduced ourselves to the chief of police that summer,
beginning the establishment of our credibility and reputation with
them. We visited almost every summer after, sharing information and
observing their progress, or lack of it.
In June of 1998, we met the lovely Andrina Harrison who, with
her husband, owns the maritime service agency used by P & O Line.
We asked her casually if she could find us a pickpocket to interview,
not knowing then of her dedication to meeting a challenge.
In the weeks that followed, Andrina must have spoken to the
dockside office of the maritime police, who are clearly fond of their
ship-visiting privileges. The maritime police, eager to please,
probably contacted their colleagues in the city police, who turned the
request over to the Falchi?"Falcons" in English?Naples' three-year-
old program of anti-theft plainclothes motorcycle warriors.
That this chain of requests, this series of favors, passed hand to
hand, phone to phone, down the line, officially or otherwise, that it
succeeded among the bureaucratic tangle of inefficient Italian
agencies, is either a miracle or proof of corruption. How many
obligations were created along the way? Or is this what Naples is
made of?
That the Falchi, in the end, actually produced a pickpocket, was
extraordinary.
The criminal, obviously, had no choice but to agree to the
proposition.
When the procession arrived at the gangway, Andrina dialed
Stockholm, where our mobile phone was based. We were at her side
in a minute.
When Bob and I reached the gangway, we found a coterie of ten,
all but one of whom had designs to visit our grand ship. There
followed a pantomime of finger-pointing, shoulder-shrugging, and an
Italian sort of einy-meany-miney-moe; finally a few disappointed
ciaos and arrivedercis. The port agent paved the way, police badges
were flashed, the security guard was in a lenient mood, and
our motley gang trooped across the gangway into the cool
extravagance of the Princess oasis.
We were six then: Bob and I, Luciano Barattolo, two Falchi officers as
escorts, and Andrina as interpreter. We were a sight, the group of us.
The Levi-clad officers couldn't hide their police accessories, which
clashed ridiculously with their earrings and spiky-gelled hair. Our
pickpocket, who wasn't given an opportunity to dress for the
occasion, was unshaven and wore a very un-Italian pair of baggy
short-shorts. He had spotless white canvas slip-ons on his sockless
feet, and looked to me as if he'd be more at home kneading bread
dough in a pre-dawn cellar bakery than dodging police.
Luciano stole a few glances as our group promenaded through the
glamorous bars and lounges of the Grand Princess, but he mostly kept
his eyes downcast. The police pair, however, whom I expected to
guard our prisoner like hawks, or falcons at least, were instead
looking around like thieves on the prowl, admiring the spacious
rooms of the floating hotel.
We settled into low sofas on the edge of the Explorers Lounge.
Our subject shifted nervously in the unfamiliar luxury, under
unaccustomed scrutiny. Bob began to arrange his video and audio
equipment, all the while smooth-talking to Luciano like a doctor
about to perform an intimate examination. The two officers remained
standing: watching, guarding, curious about our motives, and
insinuating a sense of interrogation. Their radios bleeped musically.
We wished Luciano would loosen up, but the police presence,
however necessary, hindered that.
"I am forty-five years old," Luciano began, "and I have been
picking pockets for fifteen years."
"Forty-five! I don't believe you," I said. "You look like thirty." He
really did.
"I have three grandchildren." Luciano beamed as he removed a
photo from his wallet. He looked at it himself before passing it
around. "This is my son, and my youngest granddaughter, Rosetta."
"Cute," Bob said, a little too dismissively. "You've been picking
pockets for fifteen years, you said. So what did you do before you
were thirty?"
Luciano's round face broke into a cautious half-smile.
"Picking pockets," he said, seeming surprised. "I guess I've been at
it longer than fifteen years. Twenty-five years. I learned from my
friends. I started doing it to eat, to get food, because there were no
jobs. Now it is all I know."
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Andrina translated rapidly, simultaneously with whomever spoke.
There was no delay and our conversation flowed naturally and in realtime.
Andrina was born to Scottish parents who had settled in
Naples. As a native Napolitana, Andrina knew the city and its dialect
intimately. Her English and Italian were more than fluent; her
sensitivity to language was intelligent and sophisticated.
"But what do your children think of your profession?" I wondered.
"They know I do it to take care of them. We are a close family. I
was able to get, for my son--"
"Are you good with handbags?" Bob tried to refocus the
conversation.
"I don't do handbags," Luciano admitted. "I don't steal from
women."
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"Ah, then we have something in common!" Bob smiled. "I don't
steal from women either."
Luciano looked puzzled. He had no idea who or what we were,
but he was certain of one thing: Bob was not a thief. Bob wouldn't
steal from women, or anyone else for that matter. He watched Bob,
whose chuckle was meant to help relax Luciano, and thought it must
be some sort of joke. The two policemen were smiling. Luciano
relaxed a notch. We had seated him with his back to the camera so he
wouldn't have to show his face, but now he twisted to face Bob,
untroubled by the camera.
"How long did it take you to get good," Bob asked.
"I don't think I'm good," Luciano confessed. "I can only take two
wallets in a day, maybe three. I know others who can take five, even
six. I am not good, but I do alright."
"Do you ever work alone?"
"No, never alone. Always with one or two partners. They help
position the victim by getting in front of him, or hide my work by
standing beside. But I always do the lifting myself. And most
important, they hold onto the wallet from the moment I've taken it.
That way, if I am accused, I will have no evidence on me.
"So you see, I must trust my partners completely, and they must
trust me. I have some very good partners. They are like family to
me."
"What do you look for in a victim? What sort of face, body
language?"
"I don't look at their faces. I look only at their pockets. I look for
money, and consider the pocket it is in. Back, front, breast pocket, it
doesn't matter. All are the same for me. But loose is better, of
course, and jeans are difficult. The fabric is too thick and rough.
"When I or my partners see a good wallet to take, we use a code
word. We say ?Nonna-Nonna,' which means grandmother. To us, it
means there's money there to try for."
"Am I right," Bob suggested, "that the grandmother reference
comes from the old women in the ancient section of Naples, Quartieri
Spagnoli, who sit in the upstairs windows and beep their grandsons on
motor scooters when they see a potential victim?"
Luciano smiled with complete innocence.
"That could be, I never thought about it."
"Well, is it true that the grandmothers do that? Do they really
beep their grandsons to zoom over and snatch a purse off a woman's
shoulder, or grab a Rolex?"
"Grandmothers, aunts, mothers. Yes, the women in Quartieri
Spagnoli will sometimes call their boys' mobile phones to alert them
to a situation. They can be rather bossy. But you must understand the
poverty in that area of the city. They are trying to get money the only
way they can. There are no laws in Quartieri Spagnoli."
Officer Borgomeo made a sort of "hmph" sound. He and his
partner were still standing smartly, listening attentively. We could
tell that Quartieri Spagnoli was a sore point with them. We had heard
from other officers that the police don't even go into that district
except in a squad of four or more. It was a war zone, they told us.
Neopolitans disown Quartieri Spagnoli as other Italians disown Naples.
"Do you have a specialty?"
"Yes, the front pants pocket. Especially when I think there's loose
money. I am good at that, maybe better than anyone." Luciano was
looking at all our pockets.
"Can you show us?" Bob boldly requested.
The junior officer's Levis were biker-tight. Andrina and I wore
skirts. It was obvious that Inspector Borgomeo would have to be the
volunteer victim. Luciano glanced at him nervously. Borgomeo
hesitated only for an instant. He opened his wallet gamely and put a
few folded bills deep into his front pocket.
Luciano wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. I could hear
the rasp of his whiskers. He rose reluctantly and positioned himself
close to Borgomeo.
"Wait!" Bob said. "You're blocking the camera. You'll both have
to turn."
They shifted, and Luciano re-aligned himself. He gingerly inserted
his first and middle fingertips about half an inch into the officer's tight
front pocket, the nails against Borgomeo. With his thumb remaining
fixed on the outside, he let his two fingers do an imperceptible
stationary walk against the fabric, delicately pulling up and crimping
the thin lining of the pocket, bunching it invisibly inside. A moment
later, the folded bills rose like magic out of the pocket. Luciano
palmed the cash, but immediately returned it to Borgomeo.
I felt like applauding.
The inspector, who had seemed awkward and held his hands held
unnaturally away from his body, grinned with disbelief and
admiration, despite his cross-purpose. It was just a small smile, which
he quickly suppressed.
"It's even easier when the pocket has no top stitching," Luciano
explained. Leave it to an Italian to know the shortcomings of top
stitching.
As Luciano resettled in his seat, the inspector surreptitiously
thumbed his money before replacing it in his pocket. It was all there.
Meanwhile, Bob sat back astounded. He had wondered for over
thirty years if there was any truth to the rumors he had heard
whispered by police as early as 1965. There had been talk of a
mythical method, almost sleight of hand, they'd said, that would
empty a man's front pocket as gently as a feather blown from a
robin's nest. No one had ever seen it done, but victims swore they
never felt a thing. Like a magician's closely guarded secret, the
technique was shrouded in mystery, if it ever actually existed at all.
And now Luciano had innocently revealed it without so much as a
wink or a hint.
"I think I am particularly good at this technique because I have
very light fingers," he volunteered, rubbing his thumb against his first
two fingertips like a safecracker about to spin a dial. Or a ratfink
suggesting a bribe.
"That was marvelous!" Bob said with restraint. As Luciano was
standing, Andrina was half out of her seat, and the two policemen had
come forward from their wallflower positions, it seemed a natural
closing point. I slipped a few bills to Luciano to make up for his
morning away from the job. He accepted the US dollars gratefully, in
full view of the officers. It was, possibly, the first legitimate income
he had ever received. And this being Italy, I had given him small bills,
the better to divvy it up, if that is what was later to occur.
"How about lunch in the Horizon Buffet," we suggested. Bob and I
felt the food on the Grand Princess was excellent, and we wouldn't
be at all ashamed to offer it to Italians. But the officers were looking
at their watches and responding to radio and cellphone calls, and said
they'd prefer a quick tour of the ship before leaving.
So off we paraded: two plainclothes policemen who looked like bikers,
their radios bleeping: two pickpockets, one tall and "legitimate,"
one short and criminal; an elegant Italian woman who couldn't
stop talking; and myself, the designated tourguide.
Luciano was on his best behavior, only marginally interested in his
surroundings. The cops were awestruck, impressed with the size,
decor, and entertainment options on the ship. They told us, as we
strolled through the bars, casino, and shopping arcade, about the
Falchi squad, the Falcons, begun in desperation in 1995, to fight the
pickpockets and purse-snatchers who operate on motor scooters. The
Falcons fight speed with speed, power with power, and strength with
strength. Patrolling the city on souped-up motorcycles, they had
made over 800 arrests in the first seven months of 1998.
As we neared the 900-seat theater, a Japanese couple, passengers,
recognized Bob from our performance the previous evening. They
did what our audience members often do: they made exaggerated
moves to protect their wallet and handbag, while laughing.
"Watch out for this guy, he'll steal your wallet," The passengers
said, still laughing.
Our visitors were clearly puzzled by this interplay, but Andrina
did not translate the passengers' comments for them. We still hadn't
revealed to our guests what we do. Only Andrina knew.
Another couple stood nearby who hadn't tuned in to our ruckus.
Bob dragged them over to our group and asked if they'd seen the
show last night. They hadn't. And then, in front of Luciano, the two
undercover policemen, the Japanese couple, and the rest of us, Bob
dangled the gentleman's stolen watch in the air.
The man checked his wrist and his mouth fell open.
The Japanese couple laughed knowingly.
Borgomeo pulled out his handcuffs, joking.
And Luciano, through Andrina, suggested that Bob work as a
partner with him.
We pulled the whole gang into the theater and pointed toward the
stage.
"That's where we work," Bob said. "That's where we do our
pickpocketing."
Borgomeo's mind was still on the watch steal.
"You remind me of the Million Dollar Man. He is a legend from
my policeman-father's day, and we still talk about him. He was a
gentleman thief, who only worked on the wealthiest people, and he
fit right in with them. That's what you are like. The Gentleman
Thief."
Bob agreed that on stage, that is exactly what he is. We wandered
slowly back toward the gangway, explaining our odd version of
thievery to Luciano, who continued to have trouble with the concept
of returning stolen items.
It was a long wait for an elevator and the officers kept glancing at
their watches. They were concerned about the time, not about losing
them. It could never happen to them, they were certain. We finally
crowded into an elevator that was already half full of passengers
happy with their t-shirt purchases ashore. It was a tight squeeze, but
everyone seemed to be in a good humor, and we were eager to see
our guests safely off the ship. Nobody minded the few moments of
closeness.
At the gangway, we shook hands all around.
"Luciano," Bob called as the group turned away. "Want this?"
Bob held out the US dollars he had plucked from Luciano's front
pants pocket.
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